Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Snow White

Mirror Mirror on the Wall Who's the Fairest of them All?

Why you cranky old hag it aint you.

Its Snow White, fair, with rosy cheeks, singing, making pies and being pretty.

'I'll fix you', mutters the evil stepmother, 'here my pretty, eat this shiny red apple'.

Dont do it Snowy its been poisoned by the hag. Your glory days will be over, no good will come of it, Im telling you leave the apple right where you found it.

Of course she eats it. And collapses into a pre-death sleep.

Now this is a fairy tale so this is where the prince steps in. Enchanted by her fair skin, rosy cheeks and the red stain of sin still present upon her lips.

Hey Snowy, maidenhood is officially over. One only hopes you dont become the old crone.

Moral of this story:
Old Crones are spiteful jealous bitches seducing you with evil

Young Maidens are dumb

Dont buy your apples on special

1 comment:

Owl said...

thanks for the tip, I will remember to never buy apples on special!